Sassyjan

Met with some bitchy friends to gossip share concern we have abt others,
over yu sheng and a wonderfully insanely filling zi char dinner.
After which we adjourn to 2-mth old Firestation at Bukit Timah,
an old fire station turned Art/Media mini-hub with 2 chill out joints.
Yes, like Dempsey. But less pretentious. (For now…) Good call Jaywalk!
Oh […]

When Maby was packing to leave for his trip, I pretended to be asleep,
and soon ended up dozing off listening to his shuffling around.
I’m not good with good byes.
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‘In all my previous relationships, I leave for a long work trip,
and come back to a woman who tell me I wasn’t here […]

I am forming a new political party - People’s People!
We are led by normal people who know normal’s people life best,
Unlike the Elites who don’t know the reality of real life struggles in life!
Therefore support us and join us to fight over the seemingly elites!
We are a country of lay man(s)! So let lay man(s) […]

It’s the 2nd day of the Lunar new year.
Also the 2nd day of being in constant close contact with my now 11 years old sister.
As she’s a more than a decade younger than me, my parents spoil her silly.
Sorry, correct that. They spoil her wrongly, perversely and uncontrollably.
Her extreme tardiness, rudeness and insensitivity is very […]

To all the people I love and care for around me.
And everyone one else, friends or not.
Have a rolly good time with all your families and love ones!
Lovingly you all(s),
The Official Pineapple Tart Critic

Warmth in the Coolness.
Passion in the Sadness.
Dreams in the Disappointments.
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Hate the times I know I’ve disappointed you,
yet can’t find it enough in myself to work around it.
Hate the times I see the sadness in your eyes,
yet can’t find it in me to assure you with the emptiness in me.
Hate the times […]

Hi Bloggers,
Please pay $110 to get an endorsement as a Singaporean Blogger.
Otherwise you are just a Singaporean who writes a blog.
Meaning, you know lah… like illegal immigrant.
Here but not here. Have but don’t have.
Regards,
The REAL Bloggers.
Er… what happen to Tomorrow.sg and Nuffnang?
Not associated enough to be an association?
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Now that the elites […]

tired of hearing the disappointment in the words, ‘everytime ask you to…’,
in every other situation for whatever things that I am doing.
Sometimes I wonder if everything I’m doing is just not good enough.
But mostly I just feel unappreciated and fighting against a wall of no-reasons.
Before saying something so negative and hurtful,
I really hope one would […]

i’m packing my 2.5 week luggage for moving back home tomorrow,
and my biggest headache? WHICH SHOE TO BRING?!?!?!
I have a wall full of shoes back home, but I can’t remember what exactly I have.
I have another 30 pairs here at Maby’s, which I all LOVE.
Which pair to bring? exactly how many to bring?
what if i […]

the stress-less me on NYE
i am so tired. and i still haven’t got my CNY outfit. not a single one at all.
except for shoes which i have a suitcase full of the new ones I haven’t yet wore.
after a week of full day course with some work + my french class and homework,
i am one […]