Random: BFFs Type-M
Published by Sassyjan December 7th, 2009 in Happy Shite, Narcissism, Deeper Tots, Project 365!
For many various reasons, I make and form stronger friendships with men.
So if your boyfriend/husband is my good friend, don’t you worry alright!
They are in very safe hands. I hate to boast, but in this case I definitely can.
Because firstly, I have a damn good track record of creating platonic relationships,
and secondly, I have this thing known as ‘propriety’ and ‘a sense of shame’.
Awhile back, I told my one of my closest guy friend,
‘You know what… I have a sudden realisation and I’m very very happy.’
So he ask why lah. And I very excitedly told him,
‘Because I would never try to fuck you and you’d never try to fuck me,
and therefore our friendship would never fuck up or become awkward…
So there IS a forever in us! We really are BFF (Best Friends Forever)!’
Damn. I love my friends.
the sad news is - these men’s wives/gfs totally hate the fact tat their men have a close friendship with a female, nevermind that the female is not remotely interested in anything else apart rom pure friendship. And the worst thing is ? Well, to have these men falling for the female friend! Duh…..
Ok lah. Me, Jeffwee and Janise are quite good fwens
Au: Some platonic relationships are formed naturally. Others, are carefully formed by making sure you say and do the right things in the first few months of moulding the ‘relationship’ to permanently steer it into the right track. I actually think I’m very good at it. Like… seriously. In fact, like 2 of my closest friend - Barf & Jeff, I knew Jeff before they were married, and I only really knew Barf later along the way. Yea, along the way got ppl question her too if she mind… thank God for her trust, I found myself two of the closest friends I have now!
THEN AGAIN, there are many sluts and man-sluts out there who don’t have a sense of propriety or sense of shame. And ppl whose head is filled with water, and therefore think with their *TOOT* instead. So… can’t blame ppl for doubting the existance of such platonic friendships.
In fact, one thing I have realised is that people who don’t believe in platonic friendships are very often people who are unable to form one without trying to fuck them.
Barf: We are only ‘QUITE GOOD FWENS’?!?!?!?!!! I’m hurted.